He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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