There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Houston, we have a blender
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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