Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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