puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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