I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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