So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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