Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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