Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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