I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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