I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
