So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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