OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
