they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I deserve this hangover.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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