she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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