would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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