I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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