i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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