I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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