Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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