I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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