hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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