And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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