HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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