It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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