I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How's work?
Spinning.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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