some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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