all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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