Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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