windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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