Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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