...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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