I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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