no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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