I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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