dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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