Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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