What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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