Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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