She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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