whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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