YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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