I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
