think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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