butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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