Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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