Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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