we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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