It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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