Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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