I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
