I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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