We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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