he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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